E-Mail of the Day

Today's E-Mail of the Day comes from Alex.

What are you doing? Maybe you need a crash course in history. When we had the avro arrow we were the dominant force of the air...No one could contend to us...secondly if we didn't win in the american revoulation then why are we independant from you and why does you president not rule over us? Hmm? And don't tell me you guys felt like being nice because look at what you did to Japan. From here I direct your attention to something called the U.N. maybe you are familiar with them....maybe you live in a single room with a bare light bulb dangling from the ceiling...either or you should know that they have said REPEATEDLY that Canada is the best place to live...Not the U.S. Maybe there is a reason for that...maybe it is because our national leaders can keep their hands to themselves and stay with their wives...maybe it is because we don't believe in nukin anyone who disagrees with us...But whatever it is you can be sure it will be like this for years to come...And I don't care about your stupid maps that a gr.9 art student could have drawn and put some guy's name beside it. It doesn't really matter. Because you are wrong my friend. And when you become right is when hell freezes over and Bill Clinton gives free sleigh rides.....Oh..which reminds me....we are also better than you because all of our provinces know who they want to vote for and how to do it. We also can figure out our leader without 4 months of messing around.

I really want you to reply to this..I take pride in education stupid americans.

And here is my reply:
First off, your grammar is terrible. I'm not an expert at Canadian lingo, but I'm sure that you guys aren't supposed to replace verbs with nouns. You can't have a sentence that doesn't have a verb in it.
eg: "I take pride in education stupid americans."
My six year old cousin can spell and write better than you can.

Now for the reply to your content:
The F-105 Avro Arrow was your country's flagcraft in the Air Force? I'm sure even your fellow Canadians would disagree with you. It was cancelled less than eleven months after the first test flight. It could fly fast, but it was not maneuverable. It's energy fighting was proven to be not enough to compensate for it's lack of maneuverability.
You can keep telling yourself that Canada won the Revolutionary War. No one will agree with you. Canada wasn't even a country yet. The goal of the Americans was to hold off the Brits, which would gain them international recognizance as a nation. The US is recognized internationally by every country on Earth, including Canada, so I don't see how you can claim that Canada won the Revolutionary War.
You think I've never heard of the United Nations? The US is one of the five permanent members of the UN Security Council. Canada isn't even a temporary member.
We nuke anyone we disagree with? I don't think you know what a nuke is. A nuke is a nuclear weapon. Nukes have only been used twice in war. These two nukes were called Little Boy and Fat Man. They were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan. Back in World War II, Canada was still part of Britain. Roosevelt consulted with Churchill (Britain's Prime Minister at the time) and Stalin (Russia's leader) at the Yalta Conference and gained their approval before Truman gave orders to drop the nukes. Either your definition of a nuke is wrong (meaning that you consider all bombs to be nukes), or your history is wrong and you believe that nukes have been used many times.
The voting problem we had is a GOOD thing. It proves that democracy works and that every man's vote counts. If you don't like democracy, go move to Iraq.

As you can see, "Alex" is either an eight year old trying to act like a badass on the internet OR an illiterate, incompetent idiot. Alex, next time, use a grammar checker and verify your information before speaking out.